Sunday, 7 March 2010

There is nothing

as miserable as a child with an ear infection.... Calpol and Nurofen barely touch it and the misery just increases ..... I've dosed her dodgy ear with Gentisone HC now I've identified what's causing her misery.... the diagnoses was complicated by the fact that her ear had a small patch of rough skin behind it which she said was hurting her..... so we assumed that is what she was complaining about until I moved her ear about and she screamed out loud....but poor little mite she's also got the most enormous back molar coming through as well... so the pair are probably related....

Time will tell... Thankfully she doesn't complain about the ear drops.. she says they tickle.... so that's a good thing.... much better than having the screaming abdabs any day....

Andrea and her Dad should be back soon from their half marathon .... the roast dinner is on complete with crackling !!! and by the sounds of it Freya's Nurofen has kicked in (....it must have she's gone from a tearful clingy two year old to a gobby half pint whirlwind screeching her head off) ...

The Xbox recluse and his girlfriend are preening each other in the front room watching "Aliens" how romantic......I'd go in and sit with them to watch it but I'd find it hard to keep my breakfast down not that I find Aliens disturbing or horrifying ... it's the preening .... ahhhhh young love, so intense..... so short lived.... like a tungsten bulb filament exposed to oxygen.....

Saturday, 6 March 2010

2.9 billion miles and £198 million pounds

For something smaller than this full stop >.<

which has been collected by the spacecraft "Stardust" and sent back to earth which was launched on the 7th February 1999....

The thing is they think the two specks they have are from the same particle....unlucky !!! ..... exciting stuff eh ? ....(not)

I'm all for science and exploration but I fail to see a bigger waste of money than pouring nearly 200 million pounds (300 million dollars) to collect two specks of dust from a comets tail.... Well OK the CSA(CMEC) probably have a less impressive record and in the long run it's probably cheaper to collect space dust than child maintenance payments though the CSA/CMEC Anyway ... life goes on....

Andrea and her Father are running the Llanelli Half Marathon tomorrow, she should do a good time I have every faith in her abilities she's going from strength to strength... She had her photograph taken the other day for the Carmarthen Journal so hopefully her article should appear in there at some point....so that should help with fund raising. She hasn't got long now to hit her target for Asthma UK ... I'm sure she will she's one determined woman....

I had the most hilarious encounter on Facebook the other day, and I mean I laughed till it hurt...... somebody added me as a friend I knew who they were immediately...I did wonder why they were trying to add me as a friend but I thought what the hell lets see what he has to say for himself.... The conversation went like this....

Friend : Hi.... your name rings a bell I'm sure you were in the same regiment as me 1981 - 84 ??

Me: Yes I was.... I remember you

Friend: This is really bugging me now because I have a feeling we got on really well but I can't for the life of me place you .....

Me: I remember you vividly although I knew you as "Chappie" are you still married to the same woman ?

Friend: God your memory is good ....Yeah we've been married coming up for 37 years now....

Me: Congratulations..long time.....I only managed 22 years..... I've remarried now, I traded the old model in... lol... you knew her"

Friend: did I ? who were you married to back then ?

"I was actually laughing out loud at this point...he had no a clue who he was talking to......"

Me: Yup you did....

Friend : What was her name my memory isn't as good as it was....I'm 50 years old now after all even if you tell me I probably won't remember...

Me: She was called Debbie she worked in the NAAFI

long pause........

Me: are you still there ?

Friend: Oh Sh!t ... sorry....look I've got to go.....

Me: it's water under the bridge Chappie it happened a long time ago..... forget it ...

long pause

Me: are you still there ?.....

That's the last I heard from him he then removed me from his friends list and blocked me .... the moral of the story is "Beware your sins will find you out".... I suspect his wife still doesn't know what he got up to in 1982 (or thereabouts) or with who ....and neither was he giving her the remotest opportunity....The funniest part thought was that he couldn't remember what he got up to either until I jogged his failing little grey cells......

Small world isn't it.....

Monday, 1 March 2010

Blessed are the bread makers

I made bread today albeit in the automatic pour all the ingredients in press a button and the magic begins Anthony Worral Thompson Breadmaker... I also made Jelly with Freya although that turned into a bit of a disaster, because after I had cut up all the jelly into cubes Freya insisted on putting them all into the jug shouting "My do it ... DADDY!!" and she did the usual of trying to stuff a sly cube into her mouth in the process.... I stopped her.... she threw a mini strop and flung half the jelly cubes on the floor.... Roxy of course who doesn't miss a trick snaffled the lot of them before I could even turn around.... because in Roxy's world anything that hits the floor is hers.....

So a much reduced in size jelly was produced for tea later on that day.... but Freya was happy... The bread has turned out ok as well... but when you're following destructions not a lot can go wrong really....we shall see.....

I've been busying myself with Andrea's running club website

http://www.emlynrunners.co.uk

They have wanted one for a long time to put up news of events and race timings and pictures etc and being the resident and (unemployed) IT guru it's the least I could do... I got the bare bones up and running and Andrea has done most of the content... it's not long now before the big day in London when she runs the London Marathon 7 weeks or so I believe..... I won't be able to cheer her on but I'll be watching it on TV with Freya .... Andrea's Mum and Dad are doing it as well (yes they are both nutty runners in their late 60's early 70's ... and very good runners too !!) along with a friend of ours Nicola... lets hope it all goes smoothly for her.... she still has quite a bit of fund raising to do, but I'm sure she'll do it in the end... so if any of you fancy digging deep... or even shallow throw some cash to this web page to help her on here way :)

http://www.justgiving.com/Andrea-Brabrook/

Hopefully she'll get her article in the Carmarthen Journal and that might boost the donations......I'm really proud of my wife ..... but shshshshsh don't tell her she'll get ideas above her station :)

/set hint mode on

As for me.... my 47th birthday is looming fast on the 9th March as for birthday presents well anybody who is wondering what a man who has everything would like....that's easy one of these would crack a smile from ear to ear ----> OX accelerator spring No 6 <---- PS/ there are two types the standard OX No 6 and the OX accelerator No 6 only the accelerator type fits my rifle :) /set hint mode off