Head lice is art.... apparently

according to seven German artists who have deliberately infested their heads with them under the dubious title of "hosts" they have even thought "ahead" and put head scarves on to stop them spreading to the general public as joe public pay to view this wonderfully thought out and frankly brilliant idea (rolls eyes)


or as one of the arty cooties said

"Art is no longer a painting on a wall.... art is life, life is art"

it's almost as bad as that other nut case who had a human ear grafted on his arm, or that other pretentious prat who masterminded that crack in the floor painstakingly created in an art gallery in concrete for a few hundred thousand pounds signifying the division of something or other..... no it's not... it's a very badly laid floor and a trip hazard ..... you idiot....!!! (or are we the idiots for allowing it to happen ?)

and I'm sure most of the people who do have head lice / lice wouldn't consider their plight "art" ... life possibly but not art ....and would no doubt love the opportunity to rid themselves of their parasites, and here we have seven barking mad box head blithering idiots breeding the little illegitimates for the sake of their so called art ....

four words

GET A BLOODY JOB !!!

I'm secretly hoping they will breed exponentially during the term of their display of this piece, and that the said lice will over power them and hopefully suck out their bloody brains as well, alas this probably won't happen because anybody with enough brains in the first place wouldn't dream of playing host to several hundred blood sucking parasites....

I despair I really do......

ps/ and speaking of idiots is Gordon Brown still here ? and worse still diesel is up to £1.23 a litre in Carmarthen... the two are probably related, and speaking of Politicians it always reminds me of that joke about Estate Agents

"what do you call 10 Estate Agents at the bottom of the North Atlantic trench ??"
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A good start ;¬)